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The Worst Gifts to Give Somebody for Valentine’s Day

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 Claire Downs
Feb 12, 2017 02:00 PM PST
The Worst Gifts to Give Somebody for Valentine’s Day
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The thought does not always count.

Valentine’s Day—that ugly marketing trap turned mandatory gift-giving event—is almost here again. Those of us in committed relationships have to brainstorm the perfectly thoughtful present that’s going to make our sweethearts swoon. Though “it’s the thought that counts,” good intentions won’t save you if your Valentine’s Day present sucks and weed is the only thing making hearts race. Here are some awful Valday prezzies that will ensure you’re single by summer.


 Claire Downs
Claire Downs | Email

Claire Downs is a writer and comedian based out of Los Angeles. She's written for Nickelodeon, VH1, Funny or Die, and Hello Giggles. You can follow her on Twitter @clairecdowns. She prefers Indica to Sativa, in case you're wondering. Contact.



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The Worst Gifts to Give Somebody for Valentine’s Day

CULTURE
 Claire Downs
Feb 12, 2017 02:00 PM PST
Share this article!
The Worst Gifts to Give Somebody for Valentine’s Day

The thought does not always count.

Valentine’s Day—that ugly marketing trap turned mandatory gift-giving event—is almost here again. Those of us in committed relationships have to brainstorm the perfectly thoughtful present that’s going to make our sweethearts swoon. Though “it’s the thought that counts,” good intentions won’t save you if your Valentine’s Day present sucks and weed is the only thing making hearts race. Here are some awful Valday prezzies that will ensure you’re single by summer.


 Claire Downs
Claire Downs | Email

Claire Downs is a writer and comedian based out of Los Angeles. She's written for Nickelodeon, VH1, Funny or Die, and Hello Giggles. You can follow her on Twitter @clairecdowns. She prefers Indica to Sativa, in case you're wondering. Contact.



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