College — it’s a place of higher learning. For some that means hitting the books, but for most of us it means trying new things (drugs) and meeting (and possibly having sex with) new people, the likes of whom we never came into contact with during grade school.

If you’ve not been around or tried weed before, college will certainly give you your first contact high. And it will also put you in close proximity to a variety of cannabis users with whom you will hopefully discover friendship, sexual awakening and chemistry, and the joys of the miracle plant. 

To put incoming freshmen ahead of the collegiate learning curve, MERRY JANE breaks down the different types of stoners you’ll meet in college. When you make their acquaintance, be sure to say “High!” from us here at MJ.