Merry Jane
Merry Jane

Ill-Advised Christmas Ornaments That Will Make the Holidays More Uncomfortable

CULTURE
Ill-Advised Christmas Ornaments That Will Make the Holidays More Uncomfortable
Share this article!

Leave them hanging.

Are you looking to ruin Christmas? It may not be so difficult as bringing up your uncle’s affair or your stepsister’s attachment to Mom’s purse string. It might be as easy as purchasing a Christmas ornament. Christmas is a gargantuan industry in the United States, and as with all gargantuan U.S. enterprises, there are many stupid products it produces. Here are some ornaments you really ought to avoid trimming the tree with this Christmas—unless you’re trying to cause a family blowup.


Brenden Gallagher
Brenden Gallagher

Brenden Gallagher works in television and writing in Los Angeles. He worked on Revenge, Heartbeat, and Famous in Love. His writing has appeared at Complex, VH1, and MERRY JANE. Follow him on Twitter @muddycreekU



The Latest Vids

Ill-Advised Christmas Ornaments That Will Make the Holidays More Uncomfortable

CULTURE
Share this article!
Ill-Advised Christmas Ornaments That Will Make the Holidays More Uncomfortable

Leave them hanging.

Are you looking to ruin Christmas? It may not be so difficult as bringing up your uncle’s affair or your stepsister’s attachment to Mom’s purse string. It might be as easy as purchasing a Christmas ornament. Christmas is a gargantuan industry in the United States, and as with all gargantuan U.S. enterprises, there are many stupid products it produces. Here are some ornaments you really ought to avoid trimming the tree with this Christmas—unless you’re trying to cause a family blowup.


Brenden Gallagher
Brenden Gallagher

Brenden Gallagher works in television and writing in Los Angeles. He worked on Revenge, Heartbeat, and Famous in Love. His writing has appeared at Complex, VH1, and MERRY JANE. Follow him on Twitter @muddycreekU



The Latest Vids

I'm looking for
I'm looking for