There’s no use being in denial any longer. If you haven’t done your holiday shopping yet, you better get moving—not now, but right now.

If you’re still not sure what to buy that special someone (and you’re the type of person who likes to brag a little), there are few things that sound as futuristically impressive as saying you bought your girlfriend, husband, kid, or whomever a robot. (That is not until those trips to Mars become available.)

If you’ve got a hypebeast in the family, you can get them one of these shirts. Or maybe these sneakers. But knowing how this game works, you’re probably gonna have to pony up big to purchase them through greedy resellers.

If money is no object (you lucky b-words), then some examples of criminally expensive and somewhat hideous gifts can be found here.

But, hey, the most important thing to keep in mind is to not let the stress of the season make you act a fool out here. Hopefully, these few tips helped ease the pain in the ass that this time of year is.

Now, for something that’s considerably stressful: watching movies. Once you’ve handled buying the perfect holiday gift, sit back, press play, and escape from all the insanity.