{"id":50800,"date":"2020-03-31T19:00:59","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T19:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merryjane.com\/what-is-the-whizzinator-and-can-it-actually-beat-drug-tests\/"},"modified":"2020-03-31T19:00:59","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T19:00:59","slug":"what-is-the-whizzinator-and-can-it-actually-beat-drug-tests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merryjane.com\/culture\/what-is-the-whizzinator-and-can-it-actually-beat-drug-tests\/","title":{"rendered":"What Is the Whizzinator and Can It Actually Beat Drug Tests?"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a cannabis smoker with a job or pending legal situation that subjects you to random drug screenings, urine tests<\/a> can be a serious drag. The steep repercussions that can follow a failed urinalysis drug screening can be monumental and cause serious disruptions in one’s life. Nobody should lose their job or go to jail just for enjoying some herb \u2014 but here we are.<\/p>\n

To avoid this injustice<\/a> without giving up their weed<\/a>, many people over the years have attempted to come up with clever ways to fool drug screens. One method relies on substituting a \u201cclean\u201d (or even synthetic) urine sample for an actual one. But this option can have some logistical issues, particularly if you\u2019re forced to provide the sample while you\u2019re being observed. <\/p>\n

Enter the Whizzinator.<\/p>\n

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WTF Is the Whizzinator?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Simply put, the Whizzinator is a fake penis made from a rubbery plastic that comes with an attached reservoir for holding a clean or synthetic urine sample. Both the prosthetic appendage and urine reservoir are attached to an elastic belt worn under the clothing. While providing the sample, the wearer pulls the Whizzinator out of their underwear, and then they activate a valve (silently and with one hand using the improved Whizzinator Touch!) to release the urine, which flows out of the fake penis and into the sample cup.<\/p>\n

To ensure that the sample stays at the proper temperature, the Whizzinator comes with heating packs that warm the urine while it sits in the reservoir bag. For added realism, the device comes in five colors: \u201cWhite,\u201d Tan,\u201d \u201cLatino\u201d (when did that become a color?), “Brown,\u201d and \u201cBlack.\u201d A packet of freeze-dried synthetic urine powder comes packed with each Whizzinator to complete the kit.<\/p>\n

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Does the Whizzinator Actually Work?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

To determine whether or not the Whizzinator works, you\u2019ll have to decide what you want it to do. To avoid legal troubles (see below), the device is not sold as a way to pass a drug test. Instead, the Whizzinator is sold as a fetish item<\/a>. Even the label for the Whizzinator\u2019s synthetic urine package calls it \u201cGolden Shower.\u201d <\/p>\n

However, generally speaking, marketing for the device remains noticeably vague.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine kit that is safe for all types of scenarios. It has the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine kit features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand,\u201d the website<\/u><\/a> copy exclaims. \u201cIt has been extensively tested and proven to work in real life situations.\u201d<\/p>\n

If the intended \u201creal life situation\u201d is indeed rooted in kink, the Whizzinator probably works just fine. But if you\u2019re actually going to use it to try to fake a drug test, there are some considerations to think about. The first is that you\u2019re going to have to be able to pull off the scam without being caught. It\u2019s probably a good idea to get some practice on whipping out the Whizzinator and casually slipping it back into the pants before you actually show up for a drug screening.<\/p>\n

The other issue to keep in mind is the characteristics of the sample you provide. To pass a screening, the urine sample must be at the correct body temperature and of the correct chemical composition. The synthetic urine packet that comes with the Whizzinator is guaranteed to pass muster chemically, or some people opt for the real thing from a friend who doesn\u2019t smoke weed (ewww!). Those are probably your best choices. Purported methods to clean up a dirty sample are unlikely to work.<\/p>\n

The bottom line is this: If you can use the Whizzinator without being detected and provide a sample of synthetic or clean urine of the correct temperature, you\u2019ll probably pass the drug screening. But slip-ups can be costly.<\/p>\n