For you earthy types out there. This one's named 'Woody The Penis.'
Here's a clear piece, in case you ever want to camouflage your bong & balls.
My mom has so much tin-glazed earthenware that looks like this.
These ones are super smooth... like jazz. 🎺
This one is travel sized for your convenience.
say hey to representation! This cute little 'pangender pipe' features "all the equipment from the nice round buns on one side, the big nipply boobs on the other, a penis head stem and the hole where you stuff your ..."
Not a penis, but this "Human Centipede Pot Pipe" will still get you shitfaced.
Look at them balls- I mean bowls! Nah, I mean balls 😏.
This color is described as: "Creamy Dark Cocoa Wanting to be Eaten." 😬🍫
This is not your regular, run-of-the-mill, disembodied penis pipe. This little guy's got personality!
This one came with a little friend.
These ones came to party.
This one's texture makes us incredibly uncomfortable.