Same, Catherine. Same.

Solidarity.

Calling the police on myself…

Needy guitar bros ruin everything...

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True that:

TFW you’re really stoned and you just want a snack, but then you discover that your peanuts have gained sentience and now they want revenge:

Now I’ll never be able to drink La Croix without thinking of this tweet:

Oh great, now look what you’ve done...

Definitely gonna tell mom: