Life goals:

I just have one question for this lobster: How dare you?

When the weed plug shows up to the party:

A BIRD LEAF

Shame on you, Coles...

TFW you get so high that you turn into Pikachu and vomit up a human hand...

Some people never learn…

Now look what you’ve done — you offended Uncle Snoop. Was the thirst trap really worth it?