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Here's What Your Pokemon Are Smoking On

Playing Pokemon Go? Here's your Pokemon's go-to strain.

by Michael Geslani

The Pokémon GO craze has been making waves in recent days and here at MERRY JANE we thought about some of the Pokémon and their relation to the leafy plant. During a recent excursion Pokémon GO hunting, we couldn't help but ponder which strain they'd bring to a sesh. 

 

Snorlax

This Pokémon probably smoked all day and may have ransacked the food cabinets in the house. He’ll probably be sleeping by day end from being way too stoned smoking that Bomb OG.

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Oddish

With blue and purple tones, beady red eyes and a leafy head it’s only safe to say Oddish does probably blaze a lot. His preferred smoke – Blueberry Haze.

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Pikachu

The star of the franchise so you know he isn’t smoking mids so he’s keeping it trill. This energetic fur ball can probably be caught smoking on that top shelf Leafs By Snoop Tangerine Man.
 

via GIPHY

Jigglypuff

This Pokémon is always rocking out and the name speaks for itself. Jigglypuff is probably puffing on some of that big Bruce Banner.

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Weedle

Although he doesn’t resemble weed his name just goes with the flow. You can probably catch this guy squirming his way through your hood smoking on that Berry White.  

via GIPHY

Slowbro

This Pokémon is always in a good mood and has a shell connected to his ass for no reason with no worries. He’s the type to just be happy and let things go. Many can see Slowbro smoking on some Amnesia.

via GIPHY

Kadabra

This one probably dabs all the best concentrates all day and has all the best terps in the world. This Pokémon’s preferred smoke? Kosher Kush Nug Run Cured Resin
 


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Michael Geslani is a Silicon Valley based writer who graduated from San Jose State University. You can follow him on IG @careerhigh.



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Here's What Your Pokemon Are Smoking On

Playing Pokemon Go? Here's your Pokemon's go-to strain.

by Michael Geslani

The Pokémon GO craze has been making waves in recent days and here at MERRY JANE we thought about some of the Pokémon and their relation to the leafy plant. During a recent excursion Pokémon GO hunting, we couldn't help but ponder which strain they'd bring to a sesh. 

 

Snorlax

This Pokémon probably smoked all day and may have ransacked the food cabinets in the house. He’ll probably be sleeping by day end from being way too stoned smoking that Bomb OG.

via GIPHY

Oddish

With blue and purple tones, beady red eyes and a leafy head it’s only safe to say Oddish does probably blaze a lot. His preferred smoke – Blueberry Haze.

via GIPHY

Pikachu

The star of the franchise so you know he isn’t smoking mids so he’s keeping it trill. This energetic fur ball can probably be caught smoking on that top shelf Leafs By Snoop Tangerine Man.
 

via GIPHY

Jigglypuff

This Pokémon is always rocking out and the name speaks for itself. Jigglypuff is probably puffing on some of that big Bruce Banner.

via GIPHY

Weedle

Although he doesn’t resemble weed his name just goes with the flow. You can probably catch this guy squirming his way through your hood smoking on that Berry White.  

via GIPHY

Slowbro

This Pokémon is always in a good mood and has a shell connected to his ass for no reason with no worries. He’s the type to just be happy and let things go. Many can see Slowbro smoking on some Amnesia.

via GIPHY

Kadabra

This one probably dabs all the best concentrates all day and has all the best terps in the world. This Pokémon’s preferred smoke? Kosher Kush Nug Run Cured Resin
 


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Michael Geslani is a Silicon Valley based writer who graduated from San Jose State University. You can follow him on IG @careerhigh.



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