Earlier this week, scalding-hot allegations against President-elect Trump’s alleged ties to Russia took the Internet by storm. BuzzFeed published a 35-page, unverified document that was flush with terrible accusations of treason, collusion, and corruption. But, it also showered Twitter with a golden opportunity: to poke fun at Trump’s (potential) proclivity to engage in or pay prostitutes to participate in watersports—in this alleged case, on a bed once slept on by the Obamas.

The mockery, which was a much-needed release of tension, brought the best comedic minds together for a stream of sizzling burns and hilarious commentary. The problematic rise of Trump, who denied the report and lashed out at fake news (because his tweets and public statements are always factually correct and not the least bit trolling), continues to lead the people into (extremely sanitary) yet murky waters, but these jokes left a warm spot in our hearts. If you’re already mellow, keep it yellow, because urine for a treat.

Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/Q1wvIxhGdl

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017

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So now can we call deplorables "Yellow Snowflakes"? #GoldenShowers

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 11, 2017

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Milk, milk, lemonade.
Even if it's false my day is made. #goldenshowers

— Lizzie Molyneux (@LizzieMolyneux) January 10, 2017

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I take it back: Trumped-up trickle-down WAS a good line!

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) January 11, 2017

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Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017

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They say Trump is such a great deal-maker, but there are millions of women who would piss on him for free.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) January 11, 2017

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even if this golden shower story is true it is absolutely none of our business what happens in the bedroom between Trump and his daughter

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 11, 2017

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*opens Twitter*
"hmm piss is trending do I want to know..."
*drives into ocean instead*

— Teresa Lee (@leresatee) January 11, 2017

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pic.twitter.com/BWkXQivrro

— ceeks (@70Ceeks) January 11, 2017

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I’m gonna say the pee story is fake because Trump would never pay a contractor

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) January 11, 2017

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God I love twitter pic.twitter.com/QGAgR6tXIs

— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) January 11, 2017

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Elderly woman next to me on the train just googled "golden showers" b/c of Trump report and almost dropped her phone when the page loaded 💀

— Calvin (@calvinstowell) January 10, 2017

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"Sorry I can't read you a book tonight, sweetie. I'm Tweetin' about piss!"
-- one of my daughter's memories of me when she's older.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

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"Joe you can't just mutter 'peetus' under your breath when we meet him"
"I don't see why not. Peetus. It's his name."#GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/mTZ0V0KI5g

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 11, 2017

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This picture was so ahead of its time. #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/nx84OovlwX

— (((Elle Fane ❄️ (@gabyfane) January 11, 2017

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