Earlier this week, scalding-hot allegations against President-elect Trump’s alleged ties to Russia took the Internet by storm. BuzzFeed published a 35-page, unverified document that was flush with terrible accusations of treason, collusion, and corruption. But, it also showered Twitter with a golden opportunity: to poke fun at Trump’s (potential) proclivity to engage in or pay prostitutes to participate in watersports—in this alleged case, on a bed once slept on by the Obamas.

The mockery, which was a much-needed release of tension, brought the best comedic minds together for a stream of sizzling burns and hilarious commentary. The problematic rise of Trump, who denied the report and lashed out at fake news (because his tweets and public statements are always factually correct and not the least bit trolling), continues to lead the people into (extremely sanitary) yet murky waters, but these jokes left a warm spot in our hearts. If you’re already mellow, keep it yellow, because urine for a treat.

 

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