In recent episodes of Fresh Out the Box, the MERRY JANE original series that unboxes the hottest GOODS for you, we unwrapped medicated edibles as well as CBD products to ease the pain of both person and pooch. And those were all fantastic finds, but suddenly they seem so very...common.
Why? Because in the latest installment of Fresh Out the Box we put on our fancy pants to reveal products from Lord Jones. (In retrospect, we probably should have been wearing white gloves to touch them, too.) Not only does the aristocratic-sounding brand have some of the classiest packaging you’ll find—and a name that lends itself to wordplay over tea and crumpets—but its products are finer than anything the snootiest of boutiques have to offer. We mean that in a good way, using the royal “we,” of course.
For lovers of fine edibles, the Lord giveth handmade, small batch Lord Jones Dark Chocolate Covered Sea Salt Caramels and All Natural Old Fashioned Gum Drops. Both are made with no artificial colors or flavors, infused with pure, California-grown cannabis extract, and lab-tested for potency to ensure proper, consistent dosage.
In need of a quality topical? The Lord giveth Lord Jones Pain & Wellness Formula body lotions in both high CBD and 1:1 CBD/THC. They’re exquisite for pain relief and pleasure. Especially when rubbed into your skin by your servants.
After seeing these offerings you’ll want desperately to elevate your status with them. And when you do, feel free to look down upon everyone else. It’s the birthright of a lord, after all.
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