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What Happens When Weed and Porn Collide

X-Rated rolling papers, meet the Pecker Puffer.

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If you’re going to Google “cannabis and porn,” do so with a degree of caution. Whatever you do, don’t click on “SATIVA STICKS BONG IN HER P***Y TO SMOKE WEED”...unless you want to. It’s exactly what it sounds like, instigating an instant case of the giggles, especially when high. Besides the obvious “bongs in unnecessary places” bait, fascinating and unexpected marvels exist at the intersection of porn and cannabis. Let’s ride.

Hustler X-Rated Rolling Papers

In February of 1978, the back cover of High Times boasted a silver-clad space bae sporting a raygun in one hand and a jay in the other to promote Hustler magazine’s X-Rated Papers. The ad says, “Our papers are a ‘beaver-and-a-half wide’ and made from the finest, quality, even-burning European rice paper. Each X-rated package will stimulate your senses with a trio of collectible cards featuring Hustler honeys, outrageous photos, and mind-boggling cartoons pulled from the pages of Hustler magazine.” An ad in earlier issues showed this canna-paper beauty model riding a mutant beaver, which is exactly what you might expect Hustler creator Larry Flynt would dream up.

Larry Flynt, Cannabis Investor

Speaking of Flynt, the raunchy magazine publisher and freedom of speech defender recently purchased $100,000 of stock in a publicly traded Los Angeles-based cannabis firm called Pineapple Express. The canna-company specializes in investments, technology, consulting, branding, and turn-key property rentals. He keeps it in the family, too. Larry’s daughter Theresa is the mastermind behind the super successful Hustler Hollywood retail chain, and now she’s VP of Business Development for Pineapple Express.

Alt Models and Porn Stars Smoking Weed

According to Pornhub, the two most frequent searches for marijuana porn are “weed sex” and “smoking weed,” and commonly searched words include “high,” “smoke,” and “bong.” Not to mention, there’s an increase in sex searches on the highest of holidays, 4/20. Hot and bothered stoners would be lucky to discover sexy, ganja-loving alt models like blunt-loving Madzilla and webcam-performer Asha Lo for a lascivious look-see. Canna-sex symbol Lo says, “I used to smoke on cam all the time and while it wasn’t necessarily a fetish, my regulars really enjoyed it and many of them would ‘smoke with me’ and it really brought a sense of closeness to the room. At this point I don’t like to smoke before I get on because I’m more of a domme now and I have a stronger, stricter vibe when I don’t smoke.” For those looking for something more hardcore, the Emerald Triangle Girls are whooping it up with plenty of girl-on-girl ganja content.

The Original Peter Piper Pecker Puffer

Created by Pipedream, a marijuana paraphernalia site turned online sex toy company, this glass dildo attached to a bowl stands proud at 8 inches tall. A gag gift meets erotic novelty, it’s non-porous, durable, weighty, and gets the job/s done. The saucy phrases on the packaging alert the buyer of the manufacturer’s quirky sense of humor. Sadly, this saucy two-in-one accoutrement has been discontinued, but you can read a first hand encounter with the clever concept via this article published on Vice’s Broadly.

The “Weed Porn” Explosion

 

Weed so sticky it sticks to itself 😁🙌 Had a blast snapping pics of this Sour OG in @greenbodhi's garden 🙏 Seriously tho, and big ups to @northwestgreens for the extension tube 🙌🙌👊

A photo posted by Courtney Smokes 😙💨 (@shesmokesjoints) on

Thanks to glossy magazines like High Times and Instagram feeds like @SheSmokesJoints and @StumptownGreen, there’s a steady stream of cannabis photography filled with gooey, sticky-icky bulbous trichome-covered buds, dripping with terpene-heavy and cannabinoid-rich goodness. Add inspiring imagery of seductive slabs of honey-colored concentrates to the mix, and prepare to spend hours poring over weed porn, ogling botanical centerfolds. For those still living in prohibition states, allow these forbidden pleasures to fan your flames of desire. May these images encourage you to advocate for your *ahem* personal freedom.

Weed Pasties

Since the 1920s, erotic entertainers and burlesque performers have been wearing pasties to cover nipples and skirt indecency laws. In recent years, the adhesive areola stickers have been making mainstream waves, appearing on topless burners, dancing ravers, and runway models. Inspired by the controversial green leaf, Sasswear makes these festive peel-and-stick LED weed pasties. Simply twist the nip to spark up the glittery, multicolored, cannabis-themed LEDs. Also, free the nipple, people.