Why hello there, traveller! How’s your head? Is it still spinning from all those optical illusions? My head’s great. I haven’t had any complaints. We’ve found ourselves here, together, halfway through October, close to Halloween but still so damn far from that pesky Election.
Pardon me, I’ve failed to introduce myself. I’m the GifMeister and I live in this corner of the Internet. You must have stumbled here after reading about more serious topics, like Kansas’ legalization measures or parenting and business advice from the moms who co-own one of Arizona’s top dispensaries. While I cannot offer you sobering news or enlightening culture, I can invite you to peruse my collection. This is my recurring series of whoa, where I boink your mind with whimsical and paranoia-inducing gifs!
I’m sure you’re already well aware, but Oct. 15 is Global Handwashing Day. That’s right, it’s time to get out your handwashing fanfare and deck the halls with pictures of hands, water, and soap! In all seriousness, handwashing is a great way to prevent the spread of diseases and illness to yourself and others. Truly, way too many people do not wash their dang paws. Only 20 percent of people wash their hands before preparing food. And only 25 percent of women and 50 percent of men wash their hands after going to the bathroom. It’s a goddamn shitshow!
For your sake—and everyone else’s—follow along as I show you how to clean up nicely so only your thoughts are dirty.