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The Trippiest Desert Gifs You’ll Ever See

They won’t leave you high and dry.

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Why, hello there, traveller! Before we shake hands, I hope that you’ve washed them. After all, I taught you how to last week, you filthy bastard. Since participating in the democratic process, sending in my ballot via snail mail, and putting the finishing touches on my Halloween costume (I’m going to be a sexy fractal), I’ve had a lot of time on my freshly cleaned hands. But now I’ve got to get back to work, because this weekend is obviously the 152nd anniversary of Nevada’s statehood. Actually, the statehood was granted on Oct. 31, 1864, but Nevadans celebrate on Oct. 22. Yes, the Silver State itself has just got to be celebrated, so I’m doing it!

That’s why I’m dusting off my finest gifs of the desert. These are some of my most prized! I love the desert and all of its deliciously thirsty trappings. Of course no one can remember your name, but thankfully, I can remember my own name! I’m the Gifmeister. I’m MERRY JANE’s gif-keeper and they allow me out of my cottage once a week to deliver all kinds of whoa. It’s a recurring series of whoa, where I eff your mind with whimsical and paranoia-inducing gifs! Kinda like this....

Ah, Nevada. Where you can hike amongst the Red Rocks.

Live dangerously.

And indulge in your vices.

Most of your vices, at least. Marijuana laws are sneakily strict in Nevada.

Especially in Vegas.

If you’re not careful, those pesky medical laws could get you into some trouble.

Speaking of coyotes…they’re actually pretty cute. Even when they try to attack your shoes.

Snakes from Nevada can be cute too.

Even if you’re seeing double.

Just be sure to drink some water out there in the desert.

Ahh, that’s the stuff.

Because deserts are pretty weird on their own.


Wait. You thought I was talking about desserts this whole time, didn’t you?
 

 

Dang, you are high! Nope, I was talking about the beautiful, mysterious desert.