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Like Its Namesake, “Trump: The Game” Is the Absolute Worst

To save us all, the Stoned Gamer had to set fire to the damn thing on the latest episode of “Super High Score.”

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“Absolute nonsense.”

“Stupid.”

“Fucking awful.”

These are just a few of the ways to describe Donald Trump’s 1989 board game, Trump: The Game. Based on his 1987 book The Art of the Deal—and a Monopoly rip-off if ever there was one—it’s a confusing mess of a time that divides people just as much as the dishonest, uninformed, racist, misogynist, xenophobic, megalomaniac presidential candidate and threat to democracy does today.

How do we know? Because on the latest episode of Super High Score, Zeus, the Stoned Gamer, got four of his friends, who range from small-government Republican to Communist, to play the damn thing. After attempting to make sense of the rules and play it, negativity and confusion levels rose to the point that Trump: The Game had to be destroyed to save the universe. Yes, destroyed. Watch the video to see as it goes up in flames and hopefully makes our world a better place.